May 2013
Anonymous asked: i want you to stick your willy in my bum
I’m watching Barely Legal Drivers and this gay kid gets a car for saying he’ll feel safer being himself in a new car. Christ if I got a car every time someone called me gay on the street I’d have a showroom by now
taco-bell-rey:
When you can see a guy’s outline in his shorts
Anonymous asked: pland for the summer?
where are those irish drummers from damn you don’t find them on the farms
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mum: what's your essay on?
me: the history of sex
mum: oh you're grand with that then
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i really wanna go brazil this summer ahthhy5753y
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girl: I like your pink eyeshadow its different
me: that's eczema
Why is everyone from Scandinavia so attractive god damn Eurovision
*forgets to do any reading for 4k paper due monday*
